- Michael Bay only trains Pokemon that can learn the move "Explosion".
- Michael Bay invented the time machine , travelled to the past and is directly responsible for the Big Bang therefore creating everything in existence...He is God.
- In some states, it's illegal to say "Michael Bay" in airports or crowded theaters.
- For workout, Michael Bay blows up houses and runs away from them - in slow motion.
- Some people use an exterminator to get rid of ants, Michael Bay calls in the air force to have his backyard napalmed.
- Some people want to know why there isn't a book for Transformers 2. Others want to know why there wasn't a script either.
- Lucifer claims to be the Lord of Destruction. Michael Bay calls him a pussy.
- If Michael Bay smashes a plate and you blow up a plate factory, Michael Bay has caused more damage.
- Michael Bay purposely edits out "wussy shit" such as plot and character development.
- Michael Bay will retire to Iceland because the sunset lasts longer.